Written by: Leah & LaToya
Here's my public service announcement to all you funny looking people out there. Not sure if you're funny looking? What exactly is funny looking you ask? Well, funny looking is when you are not fat, but you have two stomachs. You aren't tall, you aren't short, but no one knows if you are really average height because of your terrible posture. You aren't ugly, but you aren't cute. You're probably around a 5 on the 1-10 scale. We really don't know what to call you, cause you are just "Funny Looking".
So if you decided you might be funny looking, or you just realized you know someone who IS funny looking. I have put together a list of things a funny looking person should be aware of below. If you have a funny looking friend, be nice, and don't fool them by doing any of the things below.
Here we go!
1) If you are funny looking, don't wear a funny looking shirt. This just increases your funny-looking-ness. If your friend is funny looking, don't encourage them to buy that funny looking shirt. It may look nice on you, but THEY're the funny looking one!
2) If you're funny looking, try to avoid being the center of attention at all costs. It's hard enough for us to ignore you because you're already funny looking. Please don't draw any added attention to your funny-looking-ness. If you have a funny looking friend. Try to avoid putting them in situations where they will draw more attention to their funny-looking-ness. (i.e. karoake, talent contests, etc.)
3) If you're funny looking, please comb your hair. This should be done at least twice daily by exceptionally funny looking people. It's one of the only defenses in the war against funny-looking-ness.
4) If you're funny looking, don't be loud. It's a bad combo.
5) If you're funny looking, you MUST have a good sense of humor. If you weren't born with it, enroll in some comedy classes or something. Cause without sense of humor, you'll just be funny looking the rest of your life.
6) If you're funny looking, please don't ask others how you look. It just puts us all in an awkward situation.
7) If you're funny looking, don't procreate. The last thing we need in this time of economic turmoil is more funny looking babies using up all our govt. money.Lastly, if you are funny looking, don't take no wodden nickels from people telling you that you AIN'T. You know the truth
BYE!
See more of LaToya's thoughts at http://aintnobodycalledmeandtoldmenothing.blogspot.com/
